This song’s fuckin boss. Am I right? Fuck you. I’m right.
HOLY FUCK!
It’s so cold.
Wanna-be Santa.
“Wanta.”
FUCK THIS LIST!
Aaron Aberdeen from Minneapolis…Aaron Aberdeen from Brooklyn…Aaron Aberdeen from Tampa…Aarom Aberdeep from Dallas…Aaron Abel from Montreal…fuck you Canadians…Santa’s not coming this year.
Is it unethical to sleep with an elf?
Bad Santa: wooorst flick!
Billy Bob Thornton can suck mah waaaang!
Wear a condom.
Mrs. Claus can’t give a BJ. Never could, never will.
Happy Early Christmas.
…dickheads.
Random Daze theme by Polaraul

