4 years ago
Mrs. Clause “knit” me this. 

…gay.

Mrs. Clause “knit” me this. 

…gay.

This song’s fuckin boss. Am I right? Fuck you. I’m right.

HOLY FUCK!

It’s so cold.

Wanna-be Santa.
"Wanta."

Wanna-be Santa.

"Wanta."

FUCK THIS LIST!

Aaron Aberdeen from Minneapolis…Aaron Aberdeen from Brooklyn…Aaron Aberdeen from Tampa…Aarom Aberdeep from Dallas…Aaron Abel from Montreal…fuck you Canadians…Santa’s not coming this year.

4 years ago
Is it unethical to sleep with an elf?

Is it unethical to sleep with an elf?

4 years ago
Bad Santa: wooorst flick!

Billy Bob Thornton can suck mah waaaang!

Wear a condom.

Mrs. Claus can’t give a BJ. Never could, never will.

Mrs. Claus can’t give a BJ. Never could, never will.

Happy Early Christmas.

…dickheads.


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